True love waits!

I saw a funny post on another mom's blog: abstinence pants!

"Hey, you! Look at my BUTT! I'm a virgin!"

Well, how about a new use for these here pants? Moms, newly postpartum or otherwise & certainly not virginal, who just want to send a message to their beloved to back the flerk off...like, "Honey, I love you and all, but can't I just watch "Project Runway", meditate on what Dr. Sears calls being "touched out" & get some sleep? Come on, babe - true love waits!"