car conversation with oldest this morning, a delayed school opening because of snow:
me: I wish school started two hours late every day
kid: me too. You should talk to B about it.
me: who is "B"
kid: um, our president?!
me: so you guys are on a first letter basis, then?
(lest you think it's all chill conversation...in background is youngest kid saying - "yeah - maybe then you wouldn't freak out every morning" and me saying to him, "well, maybe, but only if you put your shoes & coat on when I ask, don't forget you backpack again & stop fighting about who took someone's socks...")