this morning I asked him if he wanted eggs - he needed a good breakfast before a big test...his reply?
"How will eating chicken fetuses impact my test performance, Mamacita?"
and over the weekend I heard him and his friend talking while eating breakfast and watching TV:
my kid: "Oh yeah - that's my show, son!"
friend: "what is this?"
my kid: "Twelve Angry Men, yo!"
friend: "good stuff, excellent entertainment"